A bad bank-note is sure to come back.
Some say, "A bad penny comes home." Anything evil will come back to the man who sent it out.

 

A bad book is a big thief,
For it robs a man of his time, and of his good principles. Many young people have been ruined by the vile literature which is now so common. A German writer says, "Such books rob the public of time, money, and the attention which ought properly to belong to good literature with noble aims. Of bad books we can never read too little; of the good never too much."

Books should to one of these four ends conduce:
For wisdom, piety, delight, or use.

 

A bad dog does not see the thief.
We have plenty of such dogs nowadays. Ministers will not see the error which abounds; statesmen wink hard at vice; and religious people sleep while Satan plunders the church.

 

A bad dog may get a good bone.
Often very unworthy men gain fortunes, offices, and honours. This world is not the place of rewards and punishments, and so it happens that Bullocks often feed in the fattest pastures.

 

A bad excuse is worse than none.

A bad horse eats as much as a good one.
A reason for keeping good cattle, and employing efficient persons.

 

A bad husband cannot be a good man.
He fails in the tenderest duties, and must be bad at heart.

 

A bad motive makes a good action bad.
What appeared good enough in itself has often been polluted by the motive. It might be well to kiss the Lord Jesus, but the motive of Judas made his kiss a crime.

 

A bad padlock invites a picklock.
Carelessness on the part of owners may prove a temptation to servants and others. We should not put theft into their minds by want of proper care.

 

A bad reaper blames the sickle.
Every bad workman finds fault with his tools. The Chinese say: --

All unskilful fools
Quarrel with their tools."

 

A bad servant will not make a good master.
Observation proves this. He who does not shine in one position will not shine in another. Yet a good servant does not always make a good master; for he may not have brain enough to go first, though he may have all the virtues which enable him to be a good second.

 

A bad wife likes her husband's heel to be towards home.
She is very different from her who so sweetly sang

Sae sweet his voice, sae smooth his tongue,
His breath's like caller air;
His very foot has music in't
As he comes up the stair.

There's nae luck about the house,
There's nae luck at a';
There's little pleasure in the house
When our gudeman's awa'."

 

A bargain is a bargain.
See what is said of the just man in Ps. xv. 4: "He sweareth to his own hurt, and changeth not."

 

A bird in hand is better far
Than two which in the bushes are.
This proverb turns up in several forms, but it always means that we are to prefer that which we have to that which we only expect. It is a proverb of this world only, and is not true on the broad field of eternal things. There our bird in the bush is worth all the birds that ever were in mortal hand.

 

A bird is known by his note, and a man by his talk.
"By thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned."--Matt. xii. 37.

 

A bird that cannot be shot may be snared.
Dispositions vary, and Satan knows how to fit his temptation to our temperament. He who will not fall into open sin may be seduced into secret unbelief or pride.

 

A bitten child is afraid of a stuffed dog.
The same sense as "A burnt child dreads the fire," or "A scalded cat dreads cold water." It were well if more who have suffered from sin would have a solemn fear of it, and henceforth shun it.

 

A black hen lays a white egg.
Black sorrows bring us joyous results.

 

A blind man does not see himself in a looking-glass.
Neither do the spiritually blind see themselves in the Word of God, although it is a perfect mirror of truth and character.

 

A blind man gets small good of a lantern.
All the illumination in the world will not make a man see spiritual things unless the Holy Spirit opens his eyes. Miss Cobbe asks, "What shall it profit a man if he finds the origin of species, and knows exactly how earth-worms and sun-dews conduct themselves, if all the while he grows blind to the loveliness of nature, and is as unable to lift his soul to the Divine and Eternal as were the primaeval apes?"

 

A blind man is no judge of colours.
When persons profess to criticize things which they know nothing about, this proverb may be applied to them.

 

A blithe heart makes a blooming face.
A blooming face is an attraction to a shop or to a place of worship. We should endeavour to be cheerful in our manner, but this will be best secured by having a happy heart within our bosom. A merry heart makes music wherever it goes. The light within the soul shines out through the windows of the eyes.

 

A blustering fellow is always a coward.
This observation has come down through long ages of observers. It is a rule to which there are very few exceptions. Mr. Bluster is soon in a fluster.

 

A boaster and a fool are two of a school.
 

A boaster and a liar are first cousins.
 

A boaster and a liar are much about the same thing.
These three proverbs are but specimens of many just observations upon the vice of bragging. It would be hard to tell where a boast ends and a lie begins: it is like the distinction between a snake and its tail. Boasters are hardly conscious of their own falsehoods, for they have talked themselves into believing their own bombast.

 

A borrower is another name for a beggar.

A boy is a boy; two boys are half a boy; three boys are no boy at all.
One may do something; two will waste time; three will do nothing. The Chinese say, "One man will carry two buckets of water for his own use; two men will carry one for their joint use; but three will carry none for anybody's use."

 

A boy untaught will be taught by the devil.

A braying donkey may spoil a grazing donkey's business.
A noisy person may prevent a neighbour from following his work with success, and may even cause a prejudice against others in the same line who are quiet and unassuming.

 

A brazen face and a broken heart
Are things you'll find are far apart.
The manner of the penitent is very different from that of the person who is bold and impudent in evil. Holy bashfulness goes with penitence. A blushing face and a broken heart are beautiful in the sight of heaven.

 

A bridle for the tongue is a fine piece of harness.
And all the more so because when this is secured all is right, for the whole man is harnessed when the tongue is under due command.

 

A cake in peace is worth a loaf in trouble.

A calf seems a big beast till you see a cow.
A beginner claims your admiration till you see one who is fully instructed in the art.

 

A calf will not be a cow in a year.
We must have patience with young people and learners, who will grow to something if we give them time.

 

A careless watchman invites thieves.

A carnal heart cannot like truth, because it is not like to truth.

A cat may look at a king.
Surely there's no harm in looking; but no one should stare in a rude manner either at kings or clowns. No doubt a cat would sooner see a mouse than a monarch.

 

A cat must not always keep her back up.
If now and then a man has to assert himself, and be on the warpath, let him come to his usual level as soon as possible.

 

A cat on hot bricks is all in a hurry.
And so is a person when he is out of his element. Many a man at church, or in court, or at a prayer-meeting, or by a dying-bed is very much in this unhappy condition.

 

A cat with a silver collar is none the better mouser.
Fine dress, learned degrees, high titles, and grand offices do not give ability. We have heard of doctors of divinity who were duller preachers than the generality of the clergy.

 

A cheerful spirit moveth quick;
A grumbler in the mud will stick.

A cheerful wife is the joy of life.

A child is a burden as well as a blessing.

A clear conscience gives sound sleep.

A clear conscience is a coat of mail.

A clear conscience is a good pillow.
One said that he had a conscience which was as good as new, for he had never used it; and he is the representative of many. It would be a great blessing if some men were a little more troubled by conscience. At the same time, a conscience void of offence is a quietus for fear: we are afraid of meeting neither God nor man when conscience is cleansed.

 

A clear head is desirable; but a clean heart is essential.

A clear understanding saves much quarrelling.
When a bargain is not plainly put, the loser is sure to raise questions in after days, and a bitter spirit is likely to be engendered. Care should be taken in this matter when the dealings are between relatives and friends, for families have often been divided through agreements which created disagreements, because they were not clearly worded and fully understood.

 

A clever head is all the better for a close mouth.
Then the man will act rather than gossip; and he will not disclose his plans before the proper time for carrying them out.

 

A cloudy morning may bring a clear day.
We may begin a work with trouble, and yet the business may bring us great joy as it proceeds.

 

A club at a "pub" is a dangerous weapon.
No doubt many are injured and even killed by the drink, which comes in the way of the club at its meetings. There is not much profit in joining a club where you spend sixpence a week to save a shilling a month.

 

A cock often crows without a victory.
Silly bird! Sillier men who imitate him!

 

A cold which comes sneezing
Goes off in short season.
Whether this is medically true or not I cannot say, but I have heard the saying in Essex.

 

A contented mind has a continual feast.

A cow does not know what her tail is worth till she has lost it.
Neither do any of us value our mercies till we lose them.

 

A cow in a parlour does best when it makes for the door.
When one gets into the wrong place it is his wisdom to get out of it quickly.

 

A cow is not ashamed because it cannot fly.
Let no man blush because he cannot do what he was never made for. The coachman on the Bath coach could not tell the names of the gentry who owned the mansions along the road, but he gave a fine answer to the angry passenger who asked, "What do you know?" when he replied, "I know how to drive this coach to Bath."

 

A cow stares at a new gate.
Novelties arrest the attention of many, although there may be nothing in them worth a moment's thought. Martin Luther used this expression in reference to the sectaries of his time who were carried away with the last new opinion: he said that they stared at a doctrine like a cow at a new gate.

 

A cow's tail droops down, yet never drops off.
Many institutions look as if they would fall, but they have not done so yet, and they will not do so for many a year.

 

A cracked bell can never sound well.

A cracked bell is sure to be heard.
Everyone notices a foolish speech, though they will forget sound teaching.

 

A cracked bell should not be rung.
It would be well if we could keep foolish persons quiet. But who can? If they were not cracked you might quiet them, but they have not wit enough to hold their tongues.

 

A cracked plate will last long if handled with care.
Invalids may hold out if they are careful. Good work may be done by feeble persons, if they are prudent and prayerful.

 

A creaking door hangs long on its hinges.
Persons who are usually ill often live on for many years, while robust persons die suddenly. This may comfort the invalid, and be a warning to the strong.

 

A cripple in the right road is better than a racer in the wrong.

A cunning man is not a canny man.
One had better keep clear of him: he is too clever for the most of us--too crafty to be honest.

 

A day's playing is as hard work as a day's ploughing.
See the working-man carrying a child and a basket, steaming and sweating as he drags along. See how hard he works when he calls it holiday! The illustrations are superabundant.

 

A dirty tale should neither be told nor heard.
How we wish that this were carried out! If it were not told, it could not be heard; and if it were not heard, it would not be told.

 

A doctor and a ploughman know more than a doctor alone.

A dog may look at a doctor.
But he must not dogmatize with him.

 

A donkey brays when he likes, because he is a donkey.
Uncouth, uneducated persons talk, and make noises without regard to others, simply because they are uncivilized beings.

 

A donkey may grow, but he will never be an elephant.
It is not in some men, advance as they may, to grow out of their natural folly, and arrive at any measure of sagacity.

 

A drinking dame:
A sight of shame!
Yet, how sadly common is such a horrible spectacle! A lady drunk! A wife and mother tippling! The vice is equally wicked in men, but in women it wears a special shame. What heartbreak this evil is making in many a house!

 

A drinking man is on the road to Needham.
He will soon have need in his purse, and need in his house: his way to Needham will be short and sure.

 

A drop of gin is a drop too much.
We can only say, "I Drop it."

 

A drowning man will catch at razors.
A man who is losing money will gamble, or speculate, or try the most shameful trick to save himself. Thus he hurts himself still more, and makes his ruin and wretchedness sure.

 

A drunkard's mouth dries up his pocket.
All his money runs into the hole just below his nose.

 

A duck of a child grows up a goose of a man.
He is fondled and spoiled, coddled and made a fool of.

 

A dull morning follows a drunken night.
The poor creature has headache and general lowness of spirits, and he tries to "get his spirits up by pouring spirits down." He must have "a hair of the dog that bit him." He hastens to his cups again, because he feels a cup too low. To use the popular pun: "It is champagne at night and real pain in the morning."

 

A fair face may be a foul bargain.
Young men should not be carried away with mere beauty, but look to character and disposition. One who marries a woman for her beauty alone is as foolish as the man who ate a bird because it sang so sweetly.

 

A faithful friend is hard to find
Among ten thousand of mankind.

A faithful friend loves to the end.
Where there comes an unhappy end to friendship there never was any friendship worthy of the name.

 

A faithful preacher is a rare creature.
And, like a diamond, as precious as he is rare.

 

A false promise thou must shun,
'Tis a lie and theft in one.

A false tale is a nimble footman.
It runs everywhere, and knocks at everybody's door long before the truth is out of bed.

 

A fault confessed is half redressed.
By the confession of it, the man has begun to undo the mischief of his action. Let us hope he will redress the other half.

 

A fault-mender is better than a fault-finder.

A fault once excused is twice committed.
By the excuse you try to justify the wrong, and so you do it again. By the fault you commit a trespass, but by an excuse you set up a sort of claim to a right of way; and this is a worse injury than the first offence.

 

A fine bonnet may cover an empty head.
When very fine and tawdry there is no doubt about it.

 

A fine woman can do without fine clothes.
Do women dress heavily when they are ugly? They know best how much they need to set them off.

 

A fog will not be driven away with a fan.
Trifling acts cannot accomplish great results.

 

A fool and his money are soon parted.
We have heard it neatly put, "There is a proverb about a certain class of persons and their cash."

 

A fool and his words are soon parted.
"For so," says Shenstone, "should the proverb run."

 

A fool calls others fools.
He ought to be a judge of fools, since he is in that line himself. Perhaps he unconsciously hopes that he may turn upon others the contempt which he half suspects is due to himself.

 

A fool frets to flourish full in front.
He must be seen and noticed or he is unhappy.

 

A fool, if he saith he will have a crab, will not accept an apple instead.
So obstinate is he that he will not change to his own profit.

 

A fool in a gown is none the wiser.
The same is true of any member of All Fools' College when he wears a square cap.

 

A fool in his own house will not be wise in mine.
If he does not know his own business he will not be likely to know mine one half so well. It is idle to seek or accept counsel from one who has already failed in the management of his own concerns.

 

A fool is a man who is wise too late.
This is a sententious and instructive definition. Alas, how many are in that condition on a dying bed!

 

A fool is happier thinking well of himself, than a wise man is in others thinking well of him.
No doubt a good conceit of one's self is a primary element of the fool's paradise in which some live. It might be a pity to undeceive some men, for they would be very unhappy, and perhaps lose some of the energy with which they get through life at present.

 

A fool is never wrong.
If he were not a fool he would own that he sometimes makes a mistake, but he is not sensible enough for that. Someone advertises "Sensible Boots"; would even these furnish a fool with a good understanding? Even if he should wear a wide-awake, would he get out of the dream of his personal infallibility?

 

A fool lingers long, but time hurries on.
Oh, that men would be prompt to seek salvation while it is called to-day!

 

A fool says, "I can't"; a wise man says, "I'll try."
 John Ploughman says --
"Once let every man say Try,
Very few on straw would lie,
Fewer still of want would die;
Pans would all have fish to fry;
Pigs would fill the poor man's sty;
Want would cease, and need would fly;
Wives and children cease to cry;
Poor rates would not swell so high:
Things wouldn't go so much awry--
You'd be glad, and so would I."

 

A fool is none the wiser for having a learned grandfather.
The boast of pedigree is common, but silly.

 

A fool with wisdom is like a cow with a nutmeg.
He does not know what to do with it: he does not like the flavour of it: before long he drops it. But we had need be chary of what we say about fools, lest someone should reckon us among them. There is a passage which is very hard on proverb collectors--
"This formal fool, your man, speaks nought but proverbs;
And speak men what they can to him he'll answer
With some rhyme-rotten sentence, or old saying,
Such spokes as the ancients of the parish use."

 

A fool's fortune is his misfortune.
He rushes into all the more extravagance and vice because he has the means of paying for his pleasures. Nothing is a greater misfortune to some young men than to be born rich. Yet many fathers are hoarding that they may ruin their heirs. If a young man is to be burned, it is a pity that his father should slave to gather the faggots.

 

A fool's gun is soon fired.
He has little to say, but he is in a desperate hurry to say it. In olden times they said "A fool's bolt is soon shot."

 

A fool's heart dances on his lips.
Especially if he is what the French call a fool of 25 carats (the finest gold is 24 carats). Such a special, particular fool must tell out all his silly soul.

 

A foolish man diligently advertises his own folly.
He will talk, and talk most upon that which he should never mention for his credit's sake.

 

A foolish man is generally a proud man.

A foolish woman is known by her finery.

A free-thinker is Satan's bondsman.

A friend is easier lost than found.

A friend must bear with a friend's infirmities.
David did not slight Mephibosheth because he was lame. Mental weaknesses, such as quick temper, fancies, peculiarities, and odd habits must be borne with if friendship is to last.

 

A full cup needs a steady hand.
Prosperity is not easily endured. Many make a sad spill.

 

A full grate should make us grateful.

A gardener is known by his garden;
Or, "As the garden so is the gardener." Every man's character may be seen in his work.

 

A garment of sanctity is better than a gown of satin.
The beauty of holiness is a far fairer adornment than all that rich raiment can supply.

 

A glutton buries himself in pudding.
And when he does so, we may call him "a toad in a hole."

 

A good book is the best companion.
It will speak or be quiet, and it neither talks nonsense nor perpetrates folly.
If love, joy, laughter, sorrow please my mind,
Love, joy, grief, laughter in my books I find.

 

A good cat should have a good rat.
And so she will if she catches it herself. God helps those who help themselves. We all wish well to him who works well. "May the best man win!"

 

A good character is an estate.
Those who have lost it know what poverty it brings: they cannot even obtain a situation in which to earn their daily bread. Some are like the Irishman who, on applying for a situation, was asked for his character. "Well, sir," said he, "my last master said he thought I should do better without my character. He was afraid it would hinder my getting a place!"

 

A good conscience hath good confidence.

A good conscience is a choice companion.
When others forsake and condemn, its verdict sustains the spirit.

 

A good example is a powerful sermon.

A good farthing is better than a bad sovereign.

A good education is the best dowry.
A young man may lose his estate, but knowledge will stick by him, according to the old saw "When land is gone and money's spent,
Then learning is most excellent."

To this Dickens added

"Though house and land he never got,
Learning will give what they cannot."

A good friend is better than a near relation.
The relation may do nothing to help you, but the friend will assist if he be indeed a good friend.

A good gaper makes two gapers.
It is curious how gaping is taken up by all when one begins. Like many other things, the example is infectious, though one can hardly say why.

 

A good goose may have an ill gosling.
Badly true. Good men and women may have wicked sons. David was the father of Absalom.

 

A good head will get itself hats.

A good head will save the feet.
A sensible person takes a practical view of things, uses a little foresight, and does two or three things at the same time, thus saving future journeys.

 

A good horse cannot be of a bad colour.
Neither can a good man or woman be of a wrong colour, family, nation, or appearance.

 

A good horse never lacks a saddle.
Somebody or other will employ the man of ability, character, and tact. The man needs his place, but the place also needs the man.

 

A good husband makes a good wife.
A gracious disposition in the one influences the other, and little faults are almost insensibly cured. The proverb is equally true in reference to the wife, but she has harder material to work upon, and sometimes she fails to make her husband what he should be.

 

A good layer-up should be a good layer-out.
Hoarding is a vulgar thing which any fool may accomplish; but it needs a wise man to expend judiciously what has been saved carefully.

 

A good name is better than a girdle of gold.
It is more useful, more to be valued, and more ornamental.

 

A good recorder sets all in order.
Good accounts should be kept. Where books are neglected, affairs get into such a muddle that a man's character for honesty can hardly be maintained, though he may have no idea of robbing any one. Remember the old saying, "If you throw all your money into the sea, yet count it before you let it go."

 

A good seaman is known in bad weather.
A good thing, if thou know it--do it. Remember the text "To him that knoweth to do good, and doeth it not, to him it is sin."--James iv. 17.

 

A good thing is all the sweeter when won with pains.

A good thing is soon snatched up.
Be it a tool, a servant, a house, or a wife, there are sensible people abroad who perceive, value, and hasten to appropriate it.

 

A good wife and health are a man's best wealth.

A good word is as easily said as a bad one.

A good worker should have good wages.
He deserves them, and it will be to his employer's interest to see that he has them. Never lose a good servant through bad pay.

 

A good-for-nothing lazy lout,
Wicked within and ragged without,
Who can bear to have him about?
Turn him out! Turn him out!

A goose on a common is nothing uncommon.
But it soon will be unless something is done to save our commons from enclosers. Well is it said:
"The law is hard on man or woman
Who steals the goose from off the common,
But lets the greater sinner loose
Who steals the common from the goose."

 

A gossip and a liar are as like as two peas.

A gossip and a liar;
Like as bramble and briar.

A gossip in a village is like a viper in a bed.

A gossip is the lucifer match of the village.
She is for ever setting it on a blaze with her tongue, which is like the tongue mentioned by the apostle James, "set on fire of hell." There is no end to the evil of an evil tongue.

 

A gracious eye
Will soon espy
God's hand as nigh.
"He who notices providences," says Flavel, "will not be long without a providence to notice."

 

A grain of grace is better than a mint of gold.

A grateful man is a rare bird.
Yes, he is almost as rare as a phoenix. How often does charity receive an ungrateful return! But we must not be discouraged, for we are bound to give our alms for Christ's sake, and not to purchase thanks.

 

A great cage does not make a bird sing.
Large possessions bring great cares, and these too often silence songs of praise.

 

A great city is a great wilderness.
There is no such absolute loneliness as that which many have felt in London. It is "a great and terrible wilderness" to those who have not found friends. All Christians should remember this, and make holy homes for strangers.

 

A great man's blunders are great blunders.
When a whale makes a splash it is a great splash. A man of distinguished capacity and position does everything right or wrong upon a large scale.

 

A guilty conscience needs no accusing.

A half-paid servant is not half a servant.
He is tempted to steal to make up his wages, and he has no heart or spirit for his work, because he feels himself injured.

 

A hammer of gold will not open the gate of heaven.
Money opens many of the gates of earth, for bribery is rife; but it has no power in the world to come. Money is more eloquent than ten members of parliament, but it cannot prevail with the Great Judge.

 

A handful of common-sense is worth a heap of learning.
Learning of a certain kind, which does not really cultivate the man, may make its possessor magnificently ridiculous, so that the simplest ploughman may perceive his shortness of wit. Hazlitt says, "Learning is the knowledge of that which is not generally known to others, and which we can only derive at second hand from books or other artificial sources. The knowledge of that which is before us, or about us, which appeals to our experience, passions, and pursuits, to the bosoms and businesses of men is not learning. Learning is the knowledge of that which none but the learned know. The learned man prides himself in the knowledge of names and dates, not of men or things. He thinks and cares nothing about his next door neighbours, but he is deeply read in the tribes and castes of the Hindoos and Calmuc Tartars. He can hardly find his way into the next street, though he is acquainted with the exact dimensions of Constantinople and Pekin."

 

A handful of holy life is worth a ton of tall talk.
This may with advantage be remembered by very pious persons whose godliness is from the lips outwards. "Dr. Lathrop was a man of generous piety, but much opposed to the noisy zeal that seeketh the praise of man. A young divine, who was much given to enthusiastic cant, one day said to him, 'Do you suppose you have any real religion? None to speak of,' was the excellent reply."

 

A handsome woman is soon dressed.
She does not require such careful setting off. She is "most adorned when unadorned the most."

 

A happy breast is better than a full purse.

A happy new heart brings a happy new year.

A headless army will win no victories.
It will be divided and dispirited. There must be a captain. How well it is that God has sent one to be "a Leader and a Commander to the people"! The church conquers when she keeps to Jesus as her Captain and King.

 

A hasty man is seldom out of trouble.
He is constantly offending some one or other, and picking quarrels right and left. He boils over, and scalds himself.

 

A healthy size for a man is exercise.

A heavy shower is soon over.
We may in this way derive comfort from the severity of our troubles, and even from the abundance of the opposition which we encounter. Men who are very furious in their anger are often persons whose passion subsides as quickly as it rises.

 

A hedge-hog is a poor bed-fellow.
And so are bad tempered people, especially Mrs. Caudle.

 

A hen with one chick seems mighty busy.
Some persons make as much fuss about little as others do who have ten times their work.

 

A hog in a parlour thinks himself in a sty.
A man taken from low society behaves himself according to his upbringings.

 

A hog in a silk waistcoat is still a hog.
Circumstances do not alter a man's nature, nor even his manners.

 

A hog is always thinking of wash.
Low-minded men think of nothing but their base pursuits and sordid gains. Another form of this proverb is--
"The little pig is thinking
Of eating and drinking."

 

A hog upon trust grunts till he is paid for.
I wish he did. Some people can stand a lot of grunting before they will pay for the pig. Debtors would seem to be deaf as posts.

 

A hogshead of wine turns men into swine.
And so will less than a hogshead turn many hogs' heads.

 

A holy man is a whole man.
Holiness is another word for wholeness of soul and life.

 

A holy Sunday brings a happy Monday.

A horse may have firm feet, and yet stumble.
There is no wonder that men stumble if horses do, for we have only two feet to keep us up.

 

A horse may stumble badly, and yet he may not fall.
Truly good and upright men may be tempted. "As for me," said David, "my feet were almost gone; my steps had well nigh slipped."

 

A horse will not attempt to fly;
It knows its powers, and so should I.
This would keep many out of the pulpit who are now as much out of place in it as if a salmon should climb a tree.

 

A hundred years hence we shall all be bald.
Our skull will be bare as the palm of our hand when it has lain a little while in the grave. What's the use of making much of trifles which will soon come to an end ? So also we may see the folly of those who glory in their luxuriant tresses.

 

A hundred years of regret
Pay not a farthing of debt.
Yet people say--they are sorry that they cannot pay. What's the good of that? Why did they take the goods when they knew they could not pay for them?

 

A hungry belly has no ears.
There is no reasoning with a starving creature; feed him. Appeal to his stomach first, and then deal with his conscience.

 

A hungry horse makes a clean manger.
Boys eat without daintiness when they really need food. Persons who are spiritually hungry are good hearers, and feed with delight upon what they hear.

 

A hungry man is an angry man.
Never collect subscriptions before dinner, for you will get nothing.

 

A jealous man puts nettles in his own bed.

A journey of a thousand miles is begun with a step.
Beware of despising small beginnings. Some men never arrive at usefulness because they are not satisfied to begin in a small way, and proceed by a step at a time.

 

A kind face is a beautiful face.
Even a plain countenance is made absolutely charming when a kind disposition lights it up.

 

A lad who is not taught to work is trained to steal.

A lame foot may tread the right road.
Many a feeble-minded one is following Christ as best he can, and he shall be found safe at the last.

 

A lark paid for is better than a turkey on tick.
When will the system of taking credit come to an end? It is the parent of many evils. It ought to be most of all distasteful to those who remember the score behind the door, or the long account in the tradesman's books. A little that is my own is better than great things which belong to my tailor, or my furniture-dealer, and not to me.

 

A lawyer is a cat that is called in to help mice to settle their quarrels.
We cannot resist the suggestion to insert the old, well-worn story. We take it from Legal Facetiae, but we have seen it elsewhere. An opulent farmer applied about a law-suit to an attorney, who told him he could not undertake it, being already engaged on the other side. At the same time, he said that he would give him a letter of recommendation to a professional friend, which he did. The farmer, out of curiosity, opened it, and read as follows:--

"Here are two fat wethers fallen out together,
If you'll fleece one, I'll fleece the other,
And make 'em agree like brother and brother."

The farmer carried this epistle to the person with whom he was at variance. Its perusal cured both parties, and terminated the dispute.

 

A lazy boy and a warm bed are hard to part.
Solomon describes the sluggard as begging for a little more sleep. Very unpleasant on a frosty morning was the cry, "Now, you boys, get up!"

 

A lazy man is the devil's footman.

He is prepared to commit any evil which may come in his way; he is waiting for Satan's orders, and is wearing his livery.

 

A lazy man is the thief's brother.

A lazy man is tinder for the sparks of temptation.

A lazy man makes himself more work by his laziness.

He adopts shifts to save himself trouble; and as these do not answer, it costs him ten times more to do the thing than if he had set about it in the right way at first.

 

A lazy man shall not be my lady's man.

She will be very unwise to favour such a worthless body, however fair his looks may be. The only time in which laziness was had in honour was in the three hundredth year of the reign of Queen Dick.

 

A lazy man tempts Satan to tempt him.

A lazy spirit is a losing spirit.

It loses time, profit, reputation, everything. It would seem that the lazy man also loses his soul, for old Dr. Dwight said :--"Among all those, who, within my knowledge, have appeared to become sincerely penitent and reformed, I recollect only a single lazy man; and this man became industrious from the moment of his apparent, and, I doubt not, real conversion."

 

A leaden sword in an ivory scabbard is still lead.

You cannot make a man of one who is no man, though you may make him a magistrate, or a minister, or an emperor.

 

A lean compromise is better than a fat law-suit.

You will lose less by it, and have less worry and care. Remember the quaint old parable of the two people who went to law over an oyster. The Court awarded them a shell each, and the lawyers ate the oyster. The litigants would have been gainers if they had each eaten half of the oyster; that is to say, if it was fresh.

A liar is not believed when he speaks the truth. A liar is sooner caught than a cripple.

He trips himself up. The further he goes the more sure is he to throw himself down by self-contradiction.

A liar never believes other people.

Of course he does not, for he judges them by himself.

 

A lie has no legs, and cannot stand; but it has broad wings, and flies far.

A lie is a lie, whatever name you call it by.

An untruth a day old is called a lie, a year old it is called a falsehood, a century old it is called a legend: but the nature of a false statement is not altered by age.

A lie which is half true is doubly a lie.

It has more power to deceive people than if it were altogether false. Crafty slanderers never make their libels smell too strongly of lies, for then they would be known at once to be false. The devil likes to lay his lies asoak for a while in the oil of truth, for this gives them a savour of probability.

A light heart can bear heavy burdens.

A light heart lives long, but a new heart lives for ever.

A little bird only wants a little nest.

If we were not so great in our own esteem, contentment would be easier work; for we should be the little bird with its little nest. Goldsmith was right when he wrote:--

"Man wants but little here below,

Nor wants that little long."

A "little drop" may lead to a great fall.

Why do men always say they took "just a drop"? What a drop in their character and circumstances that drop has often caused! In fact it is "the little drop" which leads on to the fatal drop: many would never have been murderers if it had not been for the drink.

A little each day is much in a year.

A little explained, a little endured,

A little forgiven, the quarrel is cured.

A little fore-talk may save much after-talk.

Let the bargain, or agreement, be clearly understood, that there may be no after contention. Let counsel be carefully taken that there may be no need for regret. Better meet thrice for consultation than once for lamentation.

A little gall spoils a great deal of honey.

A few angry words have embittered the friendship of a life. A few bitter sentences have destroyed the usefulness of a sweet sermon, and even of a sweet life.

A little help is worth a deal of pity.

"Ah, thank 'ee, neighbour," said a perspiring sheep-driver the other day, to one who hooted away his flock from going down a wrong road, "Thank--ee a little help is worth a deal o' pity!"

A little leak may sink a great ship.

A little love is better than a lump of learning.

A little man may cast a long shadow.

Though his talents are small, his influence may be great. A holy life may tell upon a wide circle, and prove a blessing to many generations.

A little mouse can creep into a great stack.

Yes, we may feed upon the great promises of God, and the great doctrines of grace.

A little mouse can help a great lion.

How often have the champions of the gospel been cheered by lowly believers!

A little oil may save a deal of friction.

Just a kind word and a yielding manner, and anger and complaining will be avoided.

A little pack serves a little pedlar.

Small possessions and humble positions should satisfy us.

A little pot is soon hot.

Small minds are quickly in a passion. A good woman, troubled by a quick temper, was helped to overcome the evil by reading this proverb in "John Ploughman s Almanack." She said that it was like a text of Scripture to her, for often she heard in her ear the words "Little pot, soon hot"; she grew ashamed of her irritability, and conquered it.

A little sin is a great folly.

A little spark shines in the dark,

A little stone in the shoe may lame the pilgrim.

A small scruple of conscience may render life sadly uneasy. If we are not quite sure that a thing is right, we should have nothing to do with it. It may seem a trifle, but conscience does not trifle with trifles; or if it does, it is greatly hurt thereby.

A little too late is too much too late.

Punctuality is an important duty, and we ought to be ashamed if we are five minutes behind the promised time.

A little wariness may save great weariness.

By forethought, contrivance, and arrangement much care and labour may be saved.

A living rabbit is better than a dead elephant.

Another form of the proverb, "A living dog is better than a dead lion." The least life is preferable to the most bulky form of death.

A Loan Society is mostly a fool-trap. Do not be caught in it.

A Loan Society: let it alone.

These advices arise out of our own observation. We have seen too often the wretched end of a loan which, like Napoleon's war with Germany, was taken up with a light heart, but ended in disappointment and ruin. A loan of this sort has often proved a mill-stone about the borrower's neck.

A lock stops a thief; but what can stop a liar?

What indeed but a shovelful of grave-digger's earth? David says: "The mouth of them that speak lies shall be stopped." Ps. lxiii. 11. The sooner the better.

A loose tooth and a fickle friend are two evils.

The sooner we are clear of them the better: but who likes the wrench?

A loud horn may play a poor tune.

It generally does. Loudness is a foe to melody. He who blows his own trumpet with great vehemence is almost always a fraud.

A loveless life is a living death.

For to love is to live. Our laureate says:--

"'Tis better to have loved and lost,

Than never to have loved at all."

A mad parson makes a mad parish.

For good or for bad the shepherd affects the flock. One wonders if that clergyman was of this kind of whom we read that a thief stole his linen, and he offered a reward for the discovery of the offender, whereupon the following verse was written at the bottom of one of the bills:--

"Some thief has stolen the parson's shirts

To skin nought could be nearer:

The parish will give five hundred pounds

To him who steals the wearer."

A man beyond his line is never like to shine.

When the cobbler leaves his last he also quits his awl, and is all at sea. What can a man do well when he quits his own business, and takes to an occupation of which he knows nothing?

A man brings the stones, but the woman builds them into the wall.

A man cannot prosper till he gets his wife's leave.

She must practise economy, or all his earnings will insensibly melt away.

"A man may spare,

And still be bare,

If his wife be nowt, if his wife be nowt;

But a man may spend,

And have money to lend,

If his wife be owt, if his wife be owt."

A man had better have his hands in his own pockets than in other people's.

Persons usually put their hands into their pockets because there is nothing else there, and nature abhors a vacuum; but hands in another man's pocket are engaged in creating a vacuum, and that is a crime against both natural and national law.

A man had need be a great philosopher to bear toothache patiently.

A man in debt is caught in a net.

Some never get out of it: they do not pay any one, and yet they live on, like Tom Farbehind, of whom we read:--

"His last debt paid, poor Tom's no more.

Last debt! Tom never paid a debt before."

A man is known by the company he shuns,

Quite as much as by the company he keeps.

A man is not bad because a viper bites him.

Excellent persons are liable to be assailed by malicious slanderers, who, because of their serpent nature, take delight in attacking the good. An apostle once had a viper fasten upon his hand, but he shook it off into the fire, and it did him no harm.

A man is only the head, a good wife is the crown.

Solomon is our authority for this.--Prov. xii. 4.

A man may be a fool and not know it.

Indeed it is generally the case that he is not aware of his own folly. If he did know it, he would not be a fool any longer.

A man may be a great divine and yet have no religion.

A man may dig his grave with his teeth.

Gluttons, bons vivants, and even careless eaters may commit suicide while eating.

A man may drown himself in a quart pot.

Have you not seen it done?

A man may tell a lie till he believes it.

And this is often done. We have heard persons tell tales which we are sure are not true. Those stories have altered year after year to our knowledge, but the narrators are quite sure of their accuracy. They have told the story so often that they have persuaded themselves into a firm faith in it.

A man may threaten and yet be afraid,

A man may wear out a suit of clothes, but a suit at law may wear a man out.

Such is the law's delay that the Court of Chancery is as great a trier of patience as was Satan in the case of Job. Among the Jews, judgment-seats were placed at the gates of cities, intimating quick despatch, that causes should not wait so long as to become old and grey-headed, nor the client be forced to say to his lawyer what Balaam's ass said to his master: "Am not I thine ass, upon which thou hast ridden ever since I was thine unto this day?"

A man of kindness, to his beast is kind,

A brutal action shows a brutish mind.

A man of many professions has but few profits.

A man of many trades begs his bread on Sunday.

A man of many trades lives on short commons.

He is so deficient and inefficient that he never gets on. Being Jack-of-all-trades he is master of none, and can do nothing properly. As soon as he is known his customers are gone.

A man of prayer is a man of power.

But he must not be of the same kind as the Berkshire farmer who said, "It was no use praying for rain as long as the wind was in the north."

A man of silence is a man of sense.

Even if he has no other sense he acts sensibly when he keeps quiet. He has at least sense enough to conceal his want of it.

A man of snow is soon dissolved, and so is a man of flesh.

Such is our mortality, that flesh is like snow. Erskine, in comparing himself to his pipe, says:--

"Thou'rt even such,

Gone with a touch."

 

A man of words and not of deeds

Is like a garden full of weeds.

A man who can do everything can do nothing.

"I'm of no trade, but I can turn my hand to anything," is a remark we often hear; and those who talk so are of no manner of use to anybody. There are exceptions enough to prove the rule.

A man who does nothing never has time to do anything.

If you want work done, go to the man who is already fully occupied. This is unkind advice so far as he is concerned, but sound for all that. Of what use will it be to seek help from a man who has nothing to do? He for certain will continue to do nothing.

A man who is never spoken of is never abused.

This is one of the sweet uses of obscurity: it helps one to a quiet life. An eminent person saved his life during the French revolution by keeping in the background. The proverb also implies that everybody is abused more or less. Like rain, it falls on everybody's field, sooner or later.

A man who will not flee will make his foes flee.

He only will move the world who will not let the world move him. Stand against those whom you withstand, and in a short time they will not stand against you.

A man will never change his mind if he has no mind to change.

There are plenty of the latter sort, whose minds, if they had a hundred of them, could all dance on the point of a needle; and these must for ever do what their grandfather's grandmother did. As it was in the beginning, it ever shall be with them.

A man with long curls we reckon with girls.

We look upon him as effeminate, and rightly so.

A man without courage is a knife without an edge.

He will never cut his way to success.

A man without manners is a bear in boots.

We have seen the sign of the "Goat in Boots," and could never make out its meaning. We have seen the "Bear in Boots," and we have no desire to renew our acquaintance with the animal.

A man you'll find whom none have said a fault on,

When you on swallows' tails have laid the salt on.

A man's best fortune, or his worst, is his wife.

A man's purse will never be bare,

If he knows when to buy, to spend, and to spare.

A man's tongue should never be larger than his hand.

He should not say more than he can do, nor promise more than, he can perform.

A man's wife is either his crown or his cross.

"Of earthly good, the best is a good wife,

A bad-the bitterest curse of human life."

A mask is an instrument of torture to a true man.

He hates all disguise. He wishes to be known and read of all men.

A merry heart goes all the day,

Your sad tires in a mile a'.

A mewing cat is a bad mouser.

Talkers are seldom doers. It is a catastrophe when a cat forsakes his proper calling to become a vocalist. This is the sort of gentleman of whom the muse has mewed or sung--

"He never caught a rat or mouse.

But practised all the long night through,

To walk about from house to house

And see what woe his wail could do."

A mischievous dog must be tied short.

Persons who injure others must have their power limited.

A miser hoards much, but it comes to nothing.

Thus the Chinese say--

"He hoards to-day; he hoards to-morrow; does nothing else but hoard:

At length he has enough a new umbrella to afford,

When all at once he is assailed--a wind arises quick,

And both his hands grasp nothing but a new umbrella stick."

A miser is a rich pauper.

Such men as Dancer and Elwes were much worse off than common beggars. One said of a miser:--

"They call'd thee rich, I deem'd thee poor,

Since if thou dared'st not use thy store;

But saved it only for thy heirs,

The treasure was not thine, but theirs."

 

A miser is like a hog, of no use till he is dead.

Many are hoping that he will cut up well. Our societies could do very well with a side of such bacon.

A miser lives poor that be may die rich.

A mother, I ween,

Is at home a queen.

A mother's breath is always sweet.

In life she is a man's best comforter. When she is gone, her memory is fragrant.

A mother's mission lies at home.

If she remembers this she will not roam.

A new broom is good for three days.

Admirers are fickle: they want a change continually. The best only suit them for nine days at the outside.

A new gospel is no gospel.

For what is true is not new, and what is new in theology is not true.

"Tell me the old, old story."

A new heart creates a new life.

And nothing else will do it thoroughly and permanently.

A new lip without a new life is little worth.

Affectations of pious talk are worse than useless.

A new net does not tempt an old bird.

But it catches a good many young ones, and even old ones are only safe because they are aware of the danger.

A nice dog can give a nasty bite.

Very sweet-spoken men can say slanderous things. You fancy that butter would not melt in their mouths; but you soon find that in proportion to the softness of their oil is the sharpness of their sword.

A nimble ninepence beats a slow shilling.

Quickness in trade is a great thing. The oftener the capital is turned over, the better. "Small profits and quick returns" is a good motto.

A nine days' wonder, and then kick'd under.

"He went up like a rocket, and came down like a stick." Puffed and advertised for a time, and then despised and ridiculed.

" This is the fate of not a few

Will they do the same with you?"

A nip now, and a nip then, will be the death of many men.

We have many such nippers in London, who are always at it, and are earning themselves a drunkard's guilt and a drunkard's grave.

A noble animal--a pig in a poor man's sty.

What would Paddy do without him? In this country the black pig is a far nobler animal than the Red Lion.

A nod from a lord is a breakfast for a fool.

Flunkeyism is enough to make one sick; yet there's plenty of it. I remember a good man who never made a speech without bringing in "the noble earl." One gloried that he was once spoken to by a prince. "And what did he say?" He shouted to me, "Out of the way there!"

A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse.

As he can see nothing at all it matters not how you try to direct him. Plenty of men are equally hard to guide.

A northern air

Brings weather fair.

The north wind may be cold, but it driveth away rain, and so it hath its virtues for dwellers in towns.

A nose that can smell a rat

Should be found on every cat.

And every man should have enough power of discrimination to know when deadly error is being preached, or a trick is being played by statesmen, or a cheat is attempted by tradesmen.

A pack of cards is the devil's Prayer-book.

A parliament of dogs breaks up with a fight.

In some human parliaments the same result is nearly realized.

A parson should not drive a grey horse.

Because the hair comes off and shows on his black coat. Our company and our pursuits should be congruous to our calling.

A pearl among pebbles is still a pearl.

Good people found among the lowest of the low are none the worse because of the adversity which brought them there. Joseph in Egypt still enjoyed the favour of God.

A peck of March dust is worth a king's ransom.

It would seem to be good for the crops that this month should be dry. The old saw puts it--

"March dust is a thing

Worth ransom of a king."

A pendulum travels much, but it only goes a tick at a time.

Much comfort is in this. We may yet survive for fifty years, but we shall only have to live a day at a time, and therefore we need not forestall the future, but "do the next thing."

A penny is a debt as true

As if ten thousand pounds were due.

Little sums are apt to be forgotten, but the principle involved in leaving them unpaid is the same as knavery in larger amounts.

A penny-weight of love is better than a hundred-weight of law.

Try it if there is a feud in your family.

A place for everything and everything in its place.

A capital motto to put up in places of business. Have it printed on a card, and hang it on the wall.

A ploughman doesn't stick for a little mud.

Neither should a Christian worker give up work because his finer feelings are hurt, or because some one abuses him.

A ploughman is known by his furrow.

His work shows what kind of ploughman he is.

A poor man's debt makes a great noise.

Tens of thousands due from nobility are scarcely mentioned, but a labourer's score is chatted about among his neighbours.

A round of idleness weighs twenty ounces.

That is to say, it is more heavy and burdensome than anything else. Doing nothing is hard work.

A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck.

Resolution will bring the success which the believer in luck gapes for in vain.

A prejudiced man puts out his own eyes.

He refuses to see the other side of the question. His judgment is blinded by his own wilfulness, and this is the worst of blindness.

A priest in the confessional is a fox with a goose.

A promise is a debt that we may not forget.

A proud heart in a poor breast

Gives its owner little rest.

Especially when the poor but dishonest one is "rustling in unpaid-for silks." Better poor and pious than poor and proud.

A proud man is always a foolish man.

For there is really no justifiable cause for the conceited feelings which he indulges. He needs to listen to Cowper's advice:--

"Beware of too sublime a sense

Of your own worth and consequence."

A purse with piece or two of gold

Makes a man in dealing bold.

He has ready money to pay with, and is not forced to give way to the exactions of those who think him needy

A quarrelsome man never lacks words.

He turns the answers of his opponents into fresh texts, upon which he preaches disputation. He nags, and nags, and nags.

A ragged colt may make a good horse.

Let us hope well for some of the ragged colts in our streets and lanes: there are enough of them, and they are ragged enough.

 

A ruddy penny is as good a friend as any.

A red nose is a danger signal.

Have you not heard of the inn with the sign of "The Mortal Man"? It was once kept by Mrs. Sarah Burton, and it had on the one side the question--

"O mortal man, that liv'st by bread,

What makes thy nose and cheeks so red?"

On the other side was the answer--

"Thou silly man, that looks so pale,

It's drinking Sally Burton's ale."

Just so. The victims rejoice in signs which mark mischief. Their noses seem to be beautiful to themselves, when to others they are sorrowful signs that the mortal man is hastening on his mortality.

A red nose oft looks down on ragged clothes.

"What pearls and rubies does the drink disclose!

How poor the purse! But, oh, how rich the nose!"

A rich man may make a poor husband.

Better to have a treasure in the man than with the man.

A rolling stone gathers no moss.

This is the home-lover's reason f or stopping for ever in his native village. There is some reason in it, for frequent and freakish changes hinder prosperity.

A rose among nettles is none the less a rose.

A rotten apple spoils its neighbour.

Such is the power of evil example.

"One sickly sheep infects the flock,

And poisons all the rest."

A Sabbath's rest blesses the rest of the week.

A scolding wife and crowing hen,

I could not wish to hear again.

A scold's tongue is a razor which sharpens by use.

A Scotch mist will wet an Englishman to the skin.

What is sport to one may be death to another, as the frogs said when the boys pelted them with stones. We have often heard the weather in the Highlands spoken of as "a little soft" when we thought it was pouring with rain. When you once get used to a thing you hardly notice it.

A servant is best discovered by his master's absence.

That is to say, he is found out by what he does when his master goes out, and leaves him to himself. Then you see whether he is honest and industrious, or the reverse.

A sheep may get fat in a small meadow.

A tradesman may grow rich in a little shop.

A sheep should not tire of carrying its own wool.

He is a lazy man who complains of the weight of his clothes, the toils of his trade, or the natural care of his own family.

A shilling is well spent to save a pound.

A ship with no captain will reach no port.

Somebody must be at the head, or everything will be a failure.

A ship with two captains is soon wrecked.

Divided authority is nearly as bad as none at all.

A short cut is often the longest way.

Experientia docet! When over the shoes in mud down some wonderful lane, which was warranted to be a short cut, how one has wished that he had kept to the roundabout road!

A shower in July, when the corn begins to fill,

Is worth a yoke of oxen and all that goes there till.

A silent man's words cannot be quoted against him.

A Silver hammer breaks an iron door.

Men everywhere seem open to bribes, and tips, and gifts. Miserable sign of the times!

A Silver sofa cannot cure the sick.

Wealth cannot purchase ease or health.

A single penny fairly got

Is worth a thousand that are not.

A sitting hen gets no barley.

This is the Australian's answer to those who speak against emigration. If you want a living, you must go after it.

 

A slanderer is a cur that will bite to the bone.

Like a mad dog, he leaves venom in the wound which may drive the sufferer to madness.

A slothful hand makes a slender estate.

A slothful man is the beggar's brother.

And the beggar will hardly own him until it is time to go to bed.

A slovenly farmer's hedge is full of gaps.

So is it with all poor work: it is useless because it is so imperfect that it does not answer its purpose.

A small horse is all the easier groomed.

If we have little, we have the less to take care of.

A small house is big enough for love.

In great mansions form and state tend to damp the warmth of affection. I have seen over a little house in Italy the inscription, DOMUS PARVA, QUIES MAGNA--A little house and great quiet.

A smoky house and a scolding wife

Are the two worst evils of our life.

"All the injuries of the heavens, of the sun's heat, of the wind's blowing, of the snow's coldness, of the rain's wetting, are rather to be endured than the fiery-scorching, fierce-blowing, cold-biting, loud-thundering showers of this terrestrial dog-star."-Jermin.

A soft heart needs a hard head.

Otherwise sympathy will run away with a man, and lead him into foolish actions. Judgment must sway the feelings, and keep them in their right place, or harm will be done where good was intended.

A sore-eyed person should never be an oculist.

He will not recommend his business, nor be likely to do what is needed with the eyes of others.

A sore horse does not like to be curried.

Men who are wrong do not wish to be reproved.

A sparrow in the hand is better than a pigeon on the wing.

A sparrow may fly as high as it will,

But it must remain a sparrow still.

So a person may soar aloft in outward show, and in high pretence, but it makes no difference to the man's real self.

A spoonful of vinegar will sour much sweet milk.

Don't supply that vinegar. Believe John Ploughman, and don't test his statement.

A stiff breeze sweeps the cobwebs out of the sky.

Much of stagnant mischief is removed by great stirs among mankind. Theological and political breezes are as healthy as storms in the natural world.

A stitch in time saves ninety-nine.

A stone that is fit for the wall will not long be left in the way.

A place will soon be found for a person who is fit for it.

A story and a ball of snow

Gather substance as they go.

The narrative which follows may not be literally true, but it may serve as a specimen of the evolution of a sensational story:--

"The servant of No. 1 told the servant of No. 2 that her master expected his old friends, the Baileys, to pay him a visit shortly; and No. 2 told No. 3 that No. 1 expected to have the Baileys in the house every day; and No. 3 told No. 4 that it was all up with No. 1, for they could not keep the bailiffs out: whereupon No. 4 told No. 5 that the officers were after No. 1, and it was as much as he could do to prevent himself being taken in execution, and that it was nearly killing his poor dear wife; and so it went on increasing and increasing till it got to No. 32, who confidently assured the last, No. 33, that the Bow Street officers had taken up the gentleman who lived at No. 1 for killing his poor dear wife with arsenic, and it was confidently hoped and expected that he would be executed!"

A strong-minded woman should not be a wrong-minded woman.

Surely this is the sort of woman of whom it was written upon the Dane John Monument at Canterbury:--

"Where is the man who has the power and skill

To stem the torrent of a woman's will?

For if she will she will, you may depend on't;

And if she won't, she won't, and there's an end on't."

 

A strong will walks through a wall.

No difficulty can hinder the man of firm resolution.

A swallow comes and a swallow flies,

Our summer friend the winter tries.

A swarm of bees in May is worth a load of hay.

The earlier in the season the bees gather together, the more time they will have for collecting a good supply of honey.

A tale-hearer is brother to a tale-bearer.

Indeed, if there were no hearers of tales, none would bear them. The receiver is as bad as the gossip.

A tame tiger is still a tiger.

If nature is restrained and not renewed, its sinful propensities will break out sooner or later.

A tame tongue is a rare bird.

One wishes these birds would multiply till they were as numerous as sparrows.

A thief thinks every man steals.

A thorn in the bush is worth two in the hand.

We should think so. Who wants thorns in the hand? Some fret a good deal over troubles which have not yet happened to them, and may never do so.

A thousand probabilities do not make one truth.

A thrifty wife is better than a great income.

A thriving cheat 'tis rare to meet.

Somehow or other, money badly gotten does not come to much, nor make the getter rich for long.

A ton of clack won't fill a sack.

A tradesman must be self-made or never made.

He must stick to his business, and get on by his own energy, or he will not prosper for any length of time.

A tree that is often transplanted bears little fruit.

A good argument against needless changes.

A velvet slipper cannot cure the gout.

Another version of "A silver sofa cannot cure the sick." Wealth cannot purchase immunity from disease. Remember the painful case of the late German Emperor Frederick.

A virtuous woman is a splendid prize;

A bad--the greatest curse beneath the skies.

A wager is a fool's argument.

He does not pretend to prove his statements, but bawls out, "I'll bet you a pound on it," which is neither sense nor reason.

A watched pot boileth not.

It is noticeably so that, if we long for a thing, and watch for it with anxiety, it seems all the longer in coming.

A weather-cock is a poor chicken.

He who changes his opinions to suit the prevailing current is a being of small value. In fact, a weather-cook is not a cock at all, but a mere creature of the wind, the obedient slave of every wandering breeze.

A whispered lie is just as wrong

As one that thunders loud and long.

In fact, the meanness of the whispering adds to its wickedness.

A white devil does double mischief. Beware!

Patting on the form of an angel of light, the prince of darkness gets advantage over men, Error is terrible when it professes to be a purer form of Christianity.

A white glove often hides a dirty hand.

Deceitful professions are used to conceal base actions.

A wife, domestic, good, and pure,

Like snail should keep within her door;

But not, like snail, with silver track,

Place all her wealth upon her back.

Wife should husband her husband's money.

He brings the money home, but she must lay it out, or lay it up.

 

A wilful man had need be a wise man.

Otherwise he is sure to do many rash things, and bring harm upon himself and others.

A willing mind makes a light foot.

A willing soldier will soon find a sword.

Where there's a will there's a weapon.

A wise head makes a still tongue.

A wise man knows his own want of wisdom.

This is a sure token of his wisdom.

A wise man may often learn from a fool.

The ignorant man often blunders out absurdities which suggest new views, and on some one point he may happen to be better informed than the cultured man.

A wise man thinks twice before he speaks once.

And, after the twice thinking, it often happens that he does not speak the once.

A woman jumps at conclusions where a man limps towards them.

She may not be always right; but when you go against your wife's opinion, you will generally be wrong. Woman has a quick instinct in many things in which man has a slow reasoning.

A woman strong in flounces is weak in brains.

A word once out flies much about.

Words are like thistle-down, and no one knows where they will go, and what will grow of them. "Keep the door of thy mouth."

A word whispered is heard afar.

A wound to be healed must be little handled.

A quarrel which you wish to end should be little talked about.

A year begins well if we begin it with God.

A young man idle is an old man needy.

All chance of making provision for old age was thrown away. and so be sits in the workhouse, and talks of his hard fate.

A YY man will beware of the three vowels, I O U.

If all men were wise enough to avoid such bits of paper it would. save much trouble.

A Y Z may wear a C D hat.

Nobody objects to any hat which covers a wise head; but the owner of such a caput seldom cares to wear anything which is objectionable.

Absence of body is sometimes better than presence of mind.

As, for instance, in a railway accident.

Adam's ale is the best brew.

Water as a drink hurts no one. Try it!

'Tis the drink that never makes drunkards,

'Tis the cup that never makes sad;

The friend and the help of the toiler--

It makes every humble home glad.

Acquaint yourselves with yourselves.

Yet is the command better, "Acquaint now thyself with God, and be at peace."--Job xxii. 21.

Add pence to pence, for wealth comes hence.

Add odd to odd, and it makes even.

The net result of many trials may be our lasting benefit. Losses added to losses may leave a clear gain as the result.

Adversity has slain her thousands; prosperity her ten thousands.

Advice to a thirsty soul. Try Coffee.

Advice to persons about to fight. Don't!

Advice when most needed is least heeded.

Persons usually come for it when their minds are made up, and some even think you their enemy if you suggest that their way is not the best. A French curé was wont to tell persons who came for advice about marriage to listen to the bells. Of course the bells said, "Make haste and get married." Some months after, when the spouse had turned out a shrew, the husband came to upbraid the Priest for leading him into trouble. But the priest bade him give more attention, for he had misunderstood the bells. The man listened, and heard the bells distinctly say, "Never get married." So is it that people take only such advice as suits their inclinations.